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agwith:

Sue fucking OBLITERATED him

nightgaunts:

quickweaves:

thatwhiteshameremu:

When you buy something expensive so you purposely show it off….

this is actually sounds like me

*bing* in glass

  • Me:

    Who's a good boy?

  • Dog:

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • Me:

    YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

  • Dog:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do not need someone to complete me
but if you wanted to
we could walk next to each other
into whatever is coming next.

thegravelbro:

Jesus fuckin g Christ

sluttywidow:

being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke